The Office Quotes
I like being in the same building as Bob. It keeps me honest.
Phyllis
Pam: Does anyone want to know where I've been for the past two hours?
Jim: Oh my God. I've been play zombie soccer for the past two hours?
So, where were we before I bested Oscar?
Michael
Erin: What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy? I bet you guys like that idea, don't you?...I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.
Michael: I don't know what the f*ck that w
Dwight: As a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee, I feel for you, but like you, I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner.
Jim: Which is you.
Don't tell me how to do my business.
Stanley
And they'd all say the same thing, "I'm coming over baby." And I would text back, "BTB." Bring that booty.
Darryl
Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics.
Dwight
Oscar is my Queen. That's easy, give me a hard one - that's what Oscar said.
Michael
Toby is the instruction card you throw away.
Michael
I always wanted to be hay king... but the world shines on Mose.
Dwight
Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.
Stanley
