Kevin: (about the leads) They're in the trash! They're in the trash!
Dwight: Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress.
Meredith: Okie-dokie.
Kevin: No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen.
Meredith: Coming off either way!

Dwight: Michael you were supposed to tell me when the leads came in!
Michael: Well Bigshot, if you want to find your leads, go to the man who never breathes.
Dwight: [pauses] Kevin!

Darryl: You need to get back on top.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.



Make friends first. Make sales second. Make love third. In no particular order.


I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.


If they don't like it then they can leave - I mean, a lot of their work can be done in India.


Well, the acorn becomes the oak.


You are all successories!


Having a baby is exhausting - having two babies, now that's just mean.


Today we are all kings and queens.


Just imagine that instead of going to jail when you murdered someone, you got an ice cream cone. If that we the case, then in the summer time, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.


The Office Season 6 Quotes

Hi I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning.


Hey Mr. Scott, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do to make our dreams come true! Hey Mr. Scott, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, make our dreams come true!