Just imagine that instead of going to jail when you murdered someone, you got an ice cream cone. If that we the case, then in the summer time, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.

Michael

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Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 19: "New Leads"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 19 Quotes

Make friends first. Make sales second. Make love third. In no particular order.

Michael

First up - the Lost and Found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please try and not loose anything until we find it.

Michael