The Office Season 7 Quotes
Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...
Wow you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.
Jim
Creed: He put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life, because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin...acting manager.
Dwight
Gabe: Andy do you like being alone with me right now?
Andy: No, this is horrifying.
Gabe: I don't like being alone with me either.
Are you still in love with Erin? Because I am. I need to get her back. I can't be alone anymore.
Gabe
If I wanted to see a pissing contest I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.
Dwight
Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.
Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?
Ryan: I did not see Rango.
Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone!
Dwight
What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport. One is a joke. I love sports. I love jokes. Room for all.
Dwight
Jim: Hey you got a second?
Deangelo: Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.
