The Office Season 8 Quotes
Quick query Halpert, still queer?
Packer
Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.
Stanley
Dwight: It's just stress, 'cause I care about this project. Frankly, the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrheal right now, I find very alarming.
Erin: Who says none of us are diarrheal?
I'm going to Florida...and I'm not coming back.
Erin
Do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 'Cause I wanna shower when you're showering...save some water.
Jim (to Dwight)
Ryan: What were the criteria for going?
Dwight: It might be innate goodness versus innate badness.
I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.
Kevin
Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.
Dwight
Oh Darryl. I'm glad to be in your life too. Your card is more beautiful than the gloves.
Nate
That baby is a Schrute, and unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.
Dwight
Oscar: Don't you wanna see the baby?
Dwight: Why? I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.
Oscar: I don't know if it's right.
Robert: Well if it's anything like that gorgeous wrapping paper, you hit it out of the park.
