The Office Season 9 Quotes
You had black hair and then grey hair.
Dwight
Actually that goes for all of you double XLs...Stanley, Kevin, this kid in a few years.
Packer
I guess I can cancel my order from Zappos.com, because oh the loafers have arrived.
Andy
You're back...and you're disgusting.
Dwight
Your boyfriend, he look like a pretty girl.
Nail Salon Worker
I really like Andy these days. He's pretend and he does exactly what I tell him to.
Dwight
Bam Andy! How you like me now? I hope as a friend.
Erin
I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.
Dwight
We can tell him his mother is dying. That usually works on him.
Dwight
Our house is not kid friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, eww.
Angela
Angela: Someone say something.
Stanley: I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. Now look what he's doing to us.
Meredith: If I ever got that bad, you'd tell me right?
Kevin: Meredith I tell you all the time.
