The Office Season 9 Quotes
Dwight: What makes you think you'd be an effective paper salesman?
Trevor: Ooh, didn't see that one coming.
You say jump, and he says on who?
Dwight
I've been working here 12 weeks. That's a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we've seen.
Clark
Really Jim? You don't understand the difference between a slaughter house and a rendering plant? Uhhh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses.
Dwight
Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously guys, enough, enough.
Brian
You never stop surprising me.
Toby (to Nellie)
Joke's on you buddy. They make you come back and clean it up.
Dwight
I'll watch it. Let's get this over with.
Oscar
Not everybody has what we have.
Toby (to Nellie)
Yes we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun!
Dwight
It can't be more fun the selling paper and paper products.
Dwight
Okay, this is really hard to follow. Can we just say Pete, because that's the guy Erin's flirting with?
Kevin
