Sonja: I do want him to fly straight.
LuAnn: Don't worry he's going to get his wings clipped if he doesn't.

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I don't think there's a hat that could fit LuAnn's head.

Bethenny

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• Added: April 12, 2017

Let's face it, meeting me when I'm hungry, you're not meeting me at my best.

Ramona

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• Added: April 12, 2017

Hannah: I'm rolling in dough right now.
Dorinda: I hope you weren't rolling anywhere to get that.

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• Added: April 12, 2017

I really miss New York. I miss the taxis, I miss that you can order chicken noodle soup at 5 o'clock in the morning, I miss, actually, wearing black.

Tinsley

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The mugshot was so embarrassing, my eyebrows looked crazy... but I did at least have my lashes on.

Tinsley

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I just can't hold a conversation with someone who thinks what she reads in a Facebook comment is actually news.

Carole

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There was no love story, it was a tryst.

LuAnn

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• Added: April 12, 2017