Antoinette: Wait, you know how to cook salmone en papillote?
Brendon: Hell no. But I know how to order it.

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• Added: January 24, 2023

Well, I do not wanna hear more complaints from you. At least your girlfriend is in the same time zone.

Laura

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• Added: January 24, 2023

Laura: Hey, what's up?
Carter: Set up a profile on clipmates.
Laura: Finally, dipping your toes back into the dating pool. Good for you!
Carter: It's been a week. I've not gotten a single message.
Laura: That's statistically impossible. Dating apps have been designed to bombard newcomers with attention, so they feel welcome. Here, let me see.
Carter: What am I doing wrong?
Laura: Oh, so many things.

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• Added: January 24, 2023

Simone: Oh, hey guys. Garza said classy casual, but y'all was showing out. They called in the lab techs too?
Brendon: Oh, no, we were just about to, you know...
Simone: Your first date, that's right. Well, what now? You gonna cancel your plans?
Brendon: No, no, no. Just delay them.

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• Added: January 24, 2023