Screw the odds. If I believed in odds I wouldn’t even be here.

Officer Nolan

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Officer Nolan: I want to give you a hug.
Officer Bishop: Do you want to get tazed?
Officer Nolan: Pass.

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I’ve got your back even if you think I’m one bad lunch order away from a life of crime.

Officer Nolan

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Having a plan B doesn’t mean you’re not committed, it means you’re a realist.

Sgt. Grey

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One out of three rookies washes out, so odds are either you, Chen, or Nolan won’t be here in a year.

Officer Lopez

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People are good when it’s easy. When push comes to shove, everyone crosses the line.

Officer Bishop

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Officer Nolan: How could you possibly know he was going to take the money?
Officer Bishop: Because everyone’s an opportunist. Guy who plays the guitar for change, he sees a bag of money, he’s going to steal it ten times out of ten.

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Sgt. Grey: Babysitting a termination. Patrol officers' favorite assignment. So, who should I bless with it? [Officer Nolan raises his hand.] Officer Nolan are you volunteering?
Officer Nolan: Just embracing the inevitable.
Sgt. Grey: Smart man.

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• Added: October 30, 2018