I think you either get married and stay here or you move to New York and go to school, but not both. It's one or the either.


My son's gonna ruin his life no matter what. He's already wasted his high school years and now it continues into college.


I'm not gonna compromise, not tonight, not any night.


I'm feeling a bit like a woman with no country. I don't have my old family as George puts it, and I don't have a new family. I guess I'm just feeling a little bit lost.


Jack: We've been in love since the first time we saw each other.
Grace: You mean in heat? We've been in heat since the first time we saw each other.
Jack: The two feelings are kind of confusing.

You're trying to get out of marriage with a doctor's note? Grace, marriage is for grown-ups. That's not exactly a mature approach to a life decision.

Grant [to Grace]

I don't really know what I'm doing, help me.


You gotta love what you're doing. The only thing I love right now is Amy Juergens. She's been sort of the muse for my entire high school life and I wanna follow that muse as far as it will take me.


Adrian: You would actually let her live with Ben?
Ricky: He's really not a threat to me now, not that he ever has been.

Ok what's up with you? You usually spend the first minute or two in here trying to act as if you don't see me.


So I guess if you're planning on getting married the day after we graduate, you're going to summer school in New York.


Isn't it crazy, we're all engaged. All three of us.


The Secret Life Quotes

I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you both.

George [to Amy and Ricky]

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!