Pete: You realize Charles is a monster we helped create.
Eli: You mean me.
Pete: I'm not pointing fingers.

Pete: If you got something to tell me, try saying it plain.
Sally: I want my kids here with me. Is that plain enough for you?

Eli: Whatever it takes to get your head right, we better do it.
Pete: Yes, sir.

If you give a man a lever and a place to put it, he can rule the world.

Niles

The world's a dangerous place, honey.

Eli

Your daddy doesn't define you.

Niles

I can't believe he made me kiss Ramon's brown ass in front of everyone at the Ranch.

Charles

You can either curl yourself up in a little ball or make yourself stronger.

Eli

Neptune: I'll say a prayer for us, Colonel.
Eli: Save it for the devil.

Pete: Sally, what do you want me to do?
Sally: Take responsibility for me and your kids. Put us before your cows.

You wanna raise your kids in peace? Try to find a way to change human nature.

Eli

Jeannie: She said that according to the Book of Matthew those who live by the sword, die by the sword.
Eli: What the Book of Matthew left out was that those who don't use the sword die a hell of a lot quicker.

The Son Quotes

Sally: Should we cancel this party?
Pete: We can't. We gotta show the world south Texas is a great place to do business.

Great goddamned way to start a birthday party.

Eli