Eat your plum, Eli. Sometimes it's better to get bitten than to starve.

Toshaway

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Sometimes I think I married the wrong brother.

Sally

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Pete: I'm a man of my word.
Cesar: You're last name is McCullough.
Pete: I'm not my father.

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The fact is you can't win anything around here without the Mexican vote.

The Sheriff

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There are consequences for a man's decisions no matter what his last name is.

Eli

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Sally McCullough, I had no idea it was possible for a wildflower to grow indoors.

Phineas

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Is this one of those vaudeville routines or are you working your way up to a question?

Eli

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Jeannie: You're going to get drunk.
Eli: Oh, honey, if you're about to lay down as much bullshit as I'm about to lay down tonight, you'd get drunk too.

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Great goddamned way to start a birthday party.

Eli

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• Added: April 08, 2017