The Sopranos Quotes
If all this shit is for nothing, then why do I think about it?
Tony
Mikey Palmice: I think you should've taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened. You should've sent a clear-cut signal. You fuck with Junior Soprano-
Junior: Take it easy. We're not making a western here.
Livia: I phoned your house. Some operator answered the phone. I couldn't understand a word she was saying.
Tony: Ma, how many times do I gotta tell you, that's not an operator, it's an answering machine.
Livia: Oh fancy, fancy.
(Tony brings her flowers) I'm not dead, unfortunately for some.
Livia
Tony: Hey Mikey, how's the boy?
Mikey: What boy is that Ton'?
Tony: The one you sleep with.
Mikey: Oh.
Tony: I'm just kidding.
Tony: It's more like a hotel by Captain Teebs.
Livia: Who's he?
Tony: A captain who owns luxury hotels or something. I don't know.
Sad is good, unconscious isn't.
Dr. Melfi
(to Georgie) You and my mother are like two peas in a pod. She can't master the phone either, but she's 70 years old. What's your fucking excuse?
Tony
Tony: (on Livia) She's a little old lady.
Dr. Melfi: Not to you. She's very powerful.
Tony: Bullshit.
Dr. Melfi: You accord this little old lady an almost mystical ability to wreak havoc.
Jackie: Maybe I should name a successor.
Tony: This day and age, who wants the fucking job?
(to Mikey) It's too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckfaceitis. They find a cure yet?
Tony
(on Tony) It's like not only does he shit on our heads; we're supposed to say thanks for the hat.
Brendan
