The Sopranos Season 1 Quotes
Tony: (on Livia) She's a little old lady.
Dr. Melfi: Not to you. She's very powerful.
Tony: Bullshit.
Dr. Melfi: You accord this little old lady an almost mystical ability to wreak havoc.
Jackie: Maybe I should name a successor.
Tony: This day and age, who wants the fucking job?
(to Mikey) It's too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckfaceitis. They find a cure yet?
Tony
(on Tony) It's like not only does he shit on our heads; we're supposed to say thanks for the hat.
Brendan
Christopher: What about the dead guy?
Tony: You keep prodding him with a stick. You light a candle to Saint Anthony. But I think you're fucked.
(after hearing sound quality on DVDs is better than other media) Good, 'cause nothing beats poppin' up some Orville Redenbacher's and listening to Men In Black.
Tony
(on Livia) Quite a formidable maternal presence.
Dr. Melfi
Hesh: I hear Junior wants to whack Pussy Bonpensiero.
Tony: Pussy Malanga.
Hesh: Oh, Little Pussy.
Tony: Yeah, Little Pussy. You think he's going to fuck with Big Pussy? My Pussy?
(about his prozac) If the wrong person finds out about this and I get a steel-jacketed anti-depressant right in the back of the head.
Tony
Tony: The morning of the day I got sick I've been thinking it's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately I've been gettin' the feelin' that I come in at the end. The best is over.
Melfi: Many Americans I think feel that way.
Tony: I think about my father, he never reached the heights like me. But a lot of way he had it better. He had his people, they had their standards, and pride. Today, what have we got?
(about Tony) Him with those ducks.
Carmela
Carmela: You're going to be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right? (realizes Tony isn't paying attention) Hey, Birdman, hello.
Tony: Yeah yeah, I'll get home early from work.
Carmela: I'm not talking about work.
