The Sopranos Season 1 Quotes
You know what I think Father, I think that you like the-I don't know what to call it-the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace.
Carmela
Dr. Melfi: What am I supposed to do?
Tony: Leave town today, right now. As a matter of fact I'm going to get some guys here to stay with you until you get on a plane.
Dr. Melfi: I can't just do that, lam it! I have a life. I have patients.
Tony: Well you tell them August came early this year.
Dr. Melfi: It doesn't work that way. I have patients who are suicidal.
Tony: Well they're not going to feel any better about their life if you get clipped.
(to Meadow) It'll take more than the Jamaican bobsled team with cap guns to stop your old man.
Paulie
Carmela: Anthony, what does a gentleman do for a lady?
A.J.: In his own house?!
Why do they call a sandwich a hero?
Isabella
I'm like King Midas in reverse, here. Everything I touch turns to shit.
Tony
When I was a little kid, no older than that, I always used to wonder why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus.
Junior
A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill, drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.
Silvio
(on the assassination attempt) You know when I was depressed I said I didn't want to live? Well I'll tell you something - I didn't want to die. Every fucking particle of my being was fighting to live.
Tony
(to Tony) All it takes is a half of a woman's thigh to get your ass out of bed. What am I, a fucking idiot? If I had an ounce of self-respect I would cut your dick off.
Carmela
How could it be a joke if you're crying?
A.J.
Your life is boxing us in.
Dr. Melfi
