Yeah, you better run, you feeb motherfuckers!

Julie

Frannie: How come we never figured out we were having the same dreams?
Harold: Well, I suppose we have one or two other things to think about.

I'm sorry. Am I the only person here who saw this guy's goddamned eyes turn black?

Larry

Stu: Jesus Christ.
Larry: Wouldn't that be nice.
Stu: Someone crucified this man, Larry.

Frannie: People will panic.
Glen: Yeah, maybe. Maybe not. You'll be surprised what people can handle if you give them a chance.

Are we having the same dream?

Stu

My wife didn't like potato chips. Can you imagine someone not liking a fucking potato chip?

Glen

Nadine will be my queen.

Planchet

I'm very pleased to meet ya, Lloyd. This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Flagg

Flagg: You didn't happen to do a little chomp on this fine fellow on the bottom bunk by any chance?
Lloyd: That couldn't have been me. That must have been somebody else.
Flagg: You see, one of his legs is lookin' a bit thinner than the other.
Lloyd: I don't know about that. I don't know nothin' about that.
Flagg: Hm?
Lloyd: Yeah. Look about the same to me.
Flagg: How'd he taste?

How long you been shitcanned?

Flagg

Rita: This is stupid.
Larry: What is? This rain or being stuck here with me?
Rita: No. Being alive, while everyone else is dead. It's like being the last people to leave a party.

The Stand Quotes

As far as we can tell, everyone who comes in contact with this thing gets infected. Everyone but you, and we need to find out why.

Jim

Jim: Ralph Hodges and you, you were the only ones who made physical contact with Campion, right?
Stu: Are you telling me they're all dead?
Jim: I am.