Russell: Man, our ass is going to be hanging out in the breeze.
Cara: Not having second thoughts are you?
Russell: Nah, I got a great ass.

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You know what the best part about being human was? You.

John

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I am my father's legacy.

Stephen

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Luca: You slept with Mrs. D'Amico?
Stephen: It was an accident.

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We're gonna need a bigger lair.

Stephen

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Dylan: Good luck with the crazy!
Stephen: Good luck with the diarrhea.

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You heard of the five-finger discount? We get the no-finger discount.

Russell

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He's kind of like our HAL. just not evil.

Russell

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Astrid: Let me see your pills?
Stephen: Why?
Astrid: I just want to check to see if being a raging dick is a side-effect.

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One day you might be the one who saves all of us.

John

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Great, I see we've moved to the comedy portion of your psychotic break.

Astrid

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I'm gonna have to mark you down on the dismount.

Russell

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