They're gone like a fart in the wind.

Klaus

Elliott: It's all true, yeah? UFOs... crop circles?!
Five: Well, the truth is out there.

Diego: I'm a grown-ass man Dr. Moncton-
Dr. Moncton: Who still defines himself in opposition to his father... That isn't really defining yourself, is it, Diego?
Diego: Yeah, why don't you tell that to Luke Skywalker? I know you don't get it, but that is an excellent reference.

Sissy: Men have sides. Women have secrets.
Vanya: And what are your secrets?
Sissy: Good men still leave. Or die. Sooner or later, every woman has to fend for herself.

Five: Luther, you're not alone. We have to find the others because the world ends again in 10 days. I have no idea how to stop it.
Luther: I don't give a shit.

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Sissy: Men have sides. Women have secrets.
Vanya: And what are your secrets?
Sissy: Good men still leave. Or die. Sooner or later, every woman has to fend for herself.

They're gone like a fart in the wind.

Klaus