Favorite United States of Tara Quotes
Oh honey, you're so pretty, but you've always made decisions like an ugly girl.
Tara and Charmaine's mom
We are like the dumbest nation on the whole planet. I think it has something to do with freedom. We're very free, so we're very free to be stupid.
Marshall
Kid in comic store: What are you?
Linda: She's Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
Kid: What?
Kate: What to take a picture with me?
Kid: What are your super powers?
Kate: I don't have a vagina.
Kid: Come on let's go to Popeye's and get some chicken.
Kate: Why does Mrs. Butterworth need to be black? And Aunt Jemima too. That's some f***ed up racial pancake s**t.
Marshall: Mrs. Butterworth isn't black; she's just filled with syrup. She's clear.
Kate: Hmm...she's a clearcasian.
Got it, like Barbie - no holes.
Kate
Everyone's a taker - everything's a thing.
Kate
You're f***ing face is the f***ing gay size.
Marshall
Tommy Bahama is like Ed Hardy for sixty-five year old fat men.
Lionel
Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't freaking get to Narnia.
I want my wedding pictures with Nick, but I want my wedding night with Neal.
Charmaine
Hey Charm - you're going to be a great mother.
Charmaine: I can't believe how normal you are.
Marshall: I can't believe you're so damaged you think I'm normal.
