I'm green like that.


Oprah ruined vajayjay.


Max could you do me a favor and hot glue gun her lips together please?


You made out with your BFF? Your beef?


I'm gonna f**k up your face Duane.

Tara: Is every single thing just lurking beneath the surface?
Charmaine: I hope not.

He kissed each one of my eyelids. It was as close to perfect as I ever felt.


You and me. Me and you. Sister's keeper through and through.

Tara and Charmaine

The internet is the worst thing invented for family secrets other than DNA testing.

Tara: Don't forget to be yourself.
Kate: Ha ha and ha mom.

Kate plus eight goes on a date.


I meant what I said when I forgive you for what happened.