Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Matt: We're here for Ric, right?
Tyler: I'm here for the free booze.
Enzo: That was uterly adorable.
Stefan: What are you doing in my bedroom?
Hello mother, I think it's time you and I have a talk.
Stefan
Elena: Want some?
Damon: Do you deliver?
Elena: I love you.
Damon: 'til death do us part.
Tyler: To Alaric Saltzman, who after today will have sex with only one woman for the rest of his life.
Matt: Seriously, just one. You can't even look after this.
Enzo: Relax, relax. I'm not here to cause mischief.
Bonnie: Says everyone who has ever caused mischief.
Goodie! More amends! Drinks will help. Strong ones.
Caroline
Ric, if there's anywhere you should be superstitious, it's Mystic Falls.
Elena
Damon: What do you think I should do?
Stefan: That's the thing, Damon. I can't tell you. Elena can't tell you. You have to want to be human for yourself.
Elena: People are uncomfortable around Salvatores in tuxes. It stirs...feelings.
Stefan: Uh oh. Elena's human again. Am I sensing another brother swap?
Alaric: What rhymes with battlefield clamp?
Jo: Divorce?