Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Caroline: What can I do for you Mr. Donovan?
Matt: I need your help.
Caroline: Even though I'm part of the darkness that's ruining Mystic Falls?
Did it sound like she missed me?
Kai
Bonnie: I hope you're not going to set me on fire. I know that's what you do.
Cade: That would not be a good way to start our lesson.
Alaric: You murdered my wife.
Kai: Fiance. It was mid-ceremony if I remember it.
Kai: Hey, where am I?
Waiter: Mystic Falls... the grill.
Kai: [Laughs] Is it too late to order food?
Damon: Were you in hell?
Alaric: Yeah, you saved me. I think I'm on the waitlist for heaven, but they haven't called.
Bonnie: What do you need?
Damon: I'm just calling to make sure you're okay.
Bonnie: I'm not, but you left me nine voicemails this morning, so you obviously need something.
Hey, are you part of my Uber pool?
Uber customer
Alright professor, how do we get rid of the Queen of Hell?
Damon
Caroline and Bonnie are probably already rehearsing. You don't want to seem unprepared.
Damon
I know this is a lot for you, Matty, but I miss my family. Don't worry, I won't get all weepy before the drinks arrive.
Kelly
Enzo: You don't need pain to keep our connection alive. You are a witch, after all.
Bonnie: A witch who can't do magic.