I'm his first successful hybrid, Caroline. Don't you think that's the tiniest thing awesome?

Tyler

I don't know what he is, but he's definitely not Stefan.

Elena

Caroline: Why are you trying to fix me?
Caroline's father: So I don't need to kill you.

Let's not pretend like this isn't the best day of your life.

Stefan

He kissed Katherine, not me. I wouldn't do that.

Elena [to Stefan]

Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.

Stefan

Stefan: You shouldn't be here.
Elena: Where else would I be?

Elena: Where's Damon?
Caroline: Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. What? Consider me the honesty police.

I wanted out of the tomb. Doesn't matter the price. Of course I knew you would die.

Katherine [to Damon]

You're a monster, Elena. You deserve to die.

Katherine

I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.

Jeremy

Football is a contact sport. Sometimes, people get hurt.

Tyler

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.