Popular The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Come unannounced? What are you talking about? I literally went through time and space to be with you.
Damon
Oh don't be cynical. I'm here to spend time some quality time with my once dead now human best bud.
Damon
Elena: I wanna remember.
Damon: Well you're a day late and a dollar short honey.
Elena: I mean I wanna try. Knowing there is this whole piece of my life missing it's driving me crazy, ok? So I have to at least try to get it back.
Why wouldn’t I consult you in a decision that might permanently change your life? Hmm I wonder.
Damon [about Elena]
Whoop, be careful. You just sounded generally concerned for my brother.
Stefan [to Elena]
Damon: There are no drawbacks to this woman Stefan!
Alaric: Ehh, she did sleep with you.
Damon: See? Another plus.
Elena: Friend code states that in matters such as yours and Caroline's, I must with no exception, take the side of my best friend.
Stefan: Huh.
Elena: Can you two just kiss and make up? It's getting weird.
Stefan: You're just mad nobody knew how to carve the turkey.
Magic doesn't work in Mystic Falls. So if your coven wants to find you they'll have to do it the old fashioned way. They'll have to go through me.
Tyler [to Liv]
Just cause I hate you doesn't mean I want you to starve to death.
Caroline [to Stefan]
Elena: You should've brought me with you. Well first you should've told me Bonnie was alive and then you should've brought me with you.
Damon: Well Ric had more frequent flyer miles...and Ric didn't deliberately forget our entire relationship.
Just keep your eyes peeled. There's a pork rind munching freak around here.
Damon
Elena: What was that?
Damon: Uh it's my audition tape for Real World London. Fingers crossed, I think I'm gonna make it!
