It must be so exhausting overthinking everything, denying your own urge to kill and just be done with them.

Stefan

Jo: I'm marrying an idiot. You could have died today.
Alaric: As opposed to any other day?

[to Elena] You're lucky you're adorable because your eternal optimism is super annoying.

Damon

You can take my town, destroy my house, but you will not touch my car.

Stefan [to Lily]

Lily: I was supposed to be dead.
Damon: And I was supposed to be your son.

I just spent my day reliving Stefan's first time. I really don't feel like talking about my dead mother with my hostage taker. But thanks.

Caroline

My mother was practically ripped out of my arms and sent to a TB ward. You don't move on from that. You find distractions.

Stefan [to Lily]

Huh. Looks like mom raised her man crush from the dead...

Damon

No talking until I'm seeing two of you. Then I'll kick both of your asses.

Damon [to Stefan]

Lily: Bonnie, I know we've had a rocky past, but I hope this means you're willing to start fresh.
Bonnie: You're the reason I'm never going to see my best friend again, so I hope you're joking.

Valerie: It’s just us. Beau couldn’t bring himself to say goodbye.
Damon: I’m sure he just couldn’t find the right words to say.

Stefan: How many times do you get a second chance to deliver your mother’s eulogy?
Damon: Good point, brother. How’s this? Lily, you were a terrible mother when you were alive and you were a terrible mother when you were dead. [to Stefan] You’re right. That does feel good.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.