Katherine: Need something?
Damon: You're like a bad penny.

Damon: What?
Stefan: Earlier, Bonnie's heart stopped. She said she saw Elena.
Katherine [as Elena]: Damon?
Damon: Elena?
Katherine [as Elena]: What's going on? Is Bonnie?
Damon: No, she's fine.

Caroline: What happened?
Stefan: The magic was too much for her.

Damon: Sorry, can't let you do that.
Vicki: I'm sorry, but there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Matt: Where is she?
Damon: She went splat.

Katherine: Am I drinking alone?
Stefan: Where is Elena?
Katherine: Dead. A spiritual comma if we're getting technical.

Caroline: Well, what about when you said, and I quote, "You're a repulsive block-sucking control freak monster"? Did you really mean those things?
Elena: If you're waiting for an apology then you're not going to get one. I can't let myself feel bad, because if I feel bad, then I feel everything.

You mark my words. Small-town boy, small-town life. It won't be enough for you.

Klaus

Damon: Why don't you just date her and put us all out of our misery?
Stefan: Because I don't think about her that way. She's my friend.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.