Elena: Witches are supposed to maintain the balance of nature. It's your duty to them. To keep this curse sealed.
Greta: My duty is to Klaus. A new order.
Klaus: Glad to know I still have a dance partner.

I say go with the black. It makes you look all villainy.

Damon

He's my brother. And I'm immortal. Shall I spend an eternity alone instead?

Rebekah

Goodie! More amends! Drinks will help. Strong ones.

Caroline

You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid-vampire sex.

Caroline

Elena: You know this'll never not be weird.
Alaric: What that some ancient witch turned me into a vampire or that 4 months ago I rose from the dead?
Elena: That you're my college professor.

Klaus can't be killed. I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it.

Tyler

First of all, don't nickname. That's my thing.

Damon

I'm not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again.

Stefan [to Alaric]

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Oh my God... Did I just say 'cross that bridge?

Elena

Jules: This town is crawling with vampires. But, don't worry, we'll get them.
Tyler: Who are you?
Jules: I'm your friend. There are others like us, and they're on their way.

Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.