I don't abandon the people that I care about.

Caroline

Okay so when I lost my human nature, I also lost my game. Where are you?

Alaric

It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!

Damon

Jules: I want the boy more than I want vengeance.
Brady: Let's get both.

So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground.

Damon

Why don't you do us all a favor and start dating Elena again?

Matt

Elena: You're kind of evil. No offense.
Silas: None taken.

All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.

Damon

Still waiting for the part where John Gilbert's the answer.

Damon

How am I the only person on the planet who's not having scandalous sex?

Caroline

Are we friends? I know why you wanted to do this in a letter. So you could desiccate in peace imagining whatever reaction you wanted. Me reading it and thinking “huh, I’m really gonna miss him.” Well too bad. That’s not my reaction. This is. I'm not okay with this decision. I’m not okay with you choosing yourself. And I’m not okay with never seeing you, my best friend, ever again. This hurts me. This hurts.

Bonnie [to Damon]

Hey, now that you're in charge, I just wanna say thanks. I've actually got a pretty good track record with the sheriffs in this town.

Damon [to Matt]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.