Stefan: There's a lot of people here.
Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

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Rose: What do you call this whole deal with Elijah?
Elena: I call it my best option.
Rose: It's the easiest option.

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I'm a vampire. I haven't had a cold in five centuries.

Rose

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Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It's gloomy as hell in here.

Damon

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If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.

Damon

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He's an Original. I don't really know what that means.

Stefan

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Elena: Don't ruin the moment. You're about to ruin the moment, aren't you?
Stefan: I'm totally ruining the moment.

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