I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.

Damon

I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.

Damon

I feel, Elena. And it sucks.

Damon

Jules: This town is crawling with vampires. But, don't worry, we'll get them.
Tyler: Who are you?
Jules: I'm your friend. There are others like us, and they're on their way.

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

Everyone needs to stop kissing me!

Caroline

You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Damon [to Rose]

What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you'll tell me. What is it?

Matt [to Caroline]

I'll tell you the only sure that exists. Take a stake and drive it through her heart.

Jules

Stefan: There's a lot of people here.
Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

Rose: What do you call this whole deal with Elijah?
Elena: I call it my best option.
Rose: It's the easiest option.

I'm a vampire. I haven't had a cold in five centuries.

Rose

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.