If you're so worried that someone is on to you, why don't you leave town, Damon?

Stefan

Damon: That girl is gonna thank me for what I did to her.
Elena: Did you thank Katherine?

Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.

That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He just gets even.

Stefan

I've been 17 years old since 1864.

Stefan

I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

Damon

You just don't wanna die, do you?

Damon [to Vicki]

Elena: If you mean me no harm, then you'll go.
Stefan: I never wanted this.

I'm a vampire.

Stefan

Everything you know, and every belief you know is about to change. Are you ready for that?

Stefan

[to Elena] If you're going to dump me, I figure you should at least know who you're dumping. Let's start with Katherine. She had this perfect olive skin. She had this perfect laugh. She was also impatient, impulsive. Enter Damon. He claims he was with her first. I don't know. I do know I did some things I'm not proud of. My biggest regret is not being able to make things right before she died. I miss her, but I'm not crippled.

Stefan

Damon: You won. Now nothing can come between you and Elena. Except the truth. The lies catch up to you, the longer you keep lying to yourself about who you are.
Stefan: The beauty of you in there and me out here ... is that I can walk away.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.