The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.
You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.Caroline [to Valerie]
Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.
You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.Damon
Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.
I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.Bonnie [to Mary Louise]
I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.Damon
I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.Matt
It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.Alaric
Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.Stefan
What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?Damon
Overall I’d give Hell one star for horror and two very disappointed thumbs down for clever use of parable.Damon