The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.
Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.
You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.Caroline [to Valerie]
Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.
You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.Damon
I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.Bonnie [to Mary Louise]
I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.Matt
It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.Alaric
What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?Damon
Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.Stefan
I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.Damon
This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it? Because it ain’t working, Mama.Damon