Rose: It doesn't mean I can't be a special friend.
Damon: I think I like you.

Damon: You sure you can do that?
Rose: I don't love men that love other women. I think more of myself then that.

Jessica: Are you gonna hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure

Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!

Caroline

I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.

Damon

I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.

Damon

I feel, Elena. And it sucks.

Damon

Jules: This town is crawling with vampires. But, don't worry, we'll get them.
Tyler: Who are you?
Jules: I'm your friend. There are others like us, and they're on their way.

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

Everyone needs to stop kissing me!

Caroline

You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Damon [to Rose]

What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you'll tell me. What is it?

Matt [to Caroline]

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

He kissed Katherine, not me. I wouldn't do that.

Elena [to Stefan]

Katherine wants you dead, there's zero you can do about it. You will be dead.

Damon