Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!


I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.


I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.


I feel, Elena. And it sucks.


Jules: This town is crawling with vampires. But, don't worry, we'll get them.
Tyler: Who are you?
Jules: I'm your friend. There are others like us, and they're on their way.

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

Everyone needs to stop kissing me!


You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Damon [to Rose]

What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you'll tell me. What is it?

Matt [to Caroline]

I'll tell you the only sure that exists. Take a stake and drive it through her heart.


Stefan: There's a lot of people here.
Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

Rose: What do you call this whole deal with Elijah?
Elena: I call it my best option.
Rose: It's the easiest option.

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

Just because I talk a lot doesn't mean I always know what I'm talking about.


I will always choose you.