Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!

Caroline

I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.

Damon

I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.

Damon

I feel, Elena. And it sucks.

Damon

Jules: This town is crawling with vampires. But, don't worry, we'll get them.
Tyler: Who are you?
Jules: I'm your friend. There are others like us, and they're on their way.

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

Everyone needs to stop kissing me!

Caroline

You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Damon [to Rose]

What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you'll tell me. What is it?

Matt [to Caroline]

I'll tell you the only sure that exists. Take a stake and drive it through her heart.

Jules

Stefan: There's a lot of people here.
Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

Rose: What do you call this whole deal with Elijah?
Elena: I call it my best option.
Rose: It's the easiest option.

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

(voiceover, in his letter to Elena) Elena, it's no easy task being an ordinary parent to an extraordinary child. I failed in that task. And because of my prejudices, I failed you. I'm haunted by how things might have played out differently if I'd been more willing to hear your side of things. For me, it's the end. For you, a chance to grow old and someday do better with your own child than I did with mine. It's for that child that I give you my ring. I don't ask for your forgiveness or for you to forget. I ask only that you believe this. Whether you are now reading this as a human or as a vampire, I love you all the same. As I've always loved you, and always will. John.

John

Katherine: You hurt me today.
Damon: Tit for tat.