It even has a fire place. What dorm has a fire place?

Bonnie

Oh my God! Oh my God! And we can be roommates because we have an extra bed, and we can clear out half the closet!

Caroline

Apparently, the universe just doesn't want me to heal from vampire blood. Stupid, universe.

Katherine

Hang on. I only count two doppelgangers. Where's Crazy Pants?

Damon

So you live in this giant mansion with two doppelgangers that are destined to end up together? I swear there's a sitcome in there somewhere.

Tessa

Just a couple of days ago, I was psychic, I was immortal, I was in love ... now my neck hurts, my soul is crushed, I'm sitting in a bus stop in frigging Delaware.

Silas

You want Doppleganger blood?!? I've got Dopplegangers coming out of my ears!

Damon

Silas needs to die. And I need to be the one to kill him. End of story.

Stefan

Did you know that gas is over $3 per gallon now? People seem really upset about that.

Silas

Elena: We have a situation.
Damon: Of the Doppleganger variety.

Guys, we were both immoral. And now we're not. Hello?!?

Silas

Elena, meet Crazy Pants. Crazy Pants, meet Elena.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Quotes

He's deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my phone calls. So I'm deferring from sleeping with him ever again.

Caroline

Woman: You look just like Elena Gilbert.
Katherine: Actually, I'm much prettier.