The White Lotus
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOThe White Lotus Season 2 Episode 2: "Italian Dream" Quotes
Tanya: It's our first day in Sicily. What do you wanna do?
Greg: Whatever you want.
Tanya: I think my fantasy day in Italy is, well first, I wanna look like Monica Vitti. And then this man in a very slim fitting suit, he comes over and he lights my cigarette, and it tastes really good, and then takes me for a drive on his Vespa.
Greg: You want me to rent a Vespa?
Tanya: Then, at sunset, we go down very close to the sea to one of those really romantic spots and then we drink lots of aperitivos and we eat big plates of pasts with giant clams and we're just really chic and happy and we're... beautiful.
Greg: Alright, sounds good to me.
Tanya: Really?
Greg: Sure, whatever you want. It's your day to shine.
Daphne: What'd they say?
Cameron: They sent my bag back home to New York, fucking geniuses.
Daphne: Oh. Okay, well, at least it's not lost. We'll get you some new stuff. It'll be great.
Cameron: Incompetence, it makes me homicidal.
Daphne: I was just telling Harper we never fight.
Cameron: Well, you're practically perfect, so.
Daphne: And when we disagree, you just give in, right?
Cameron: Yes, ma'am. Happy wife, happy life.
Harper: I'm gonna take this back up to my room, right?
Cameron: Well, we're kind of done here. We can come with you.
Harper: Great.
Daphne: Cool.
Daphne: Cameron has a really long fuse, and then, all of a sudden, he'll go crazy. He will lose it. It's kind of funny.
Cameron: No, I don't want a voucher. I want my fucking clothes.'
Harper: Does he ever lose it on you?
Daphne: No, we never fight.
Harper: That's sweet. I don't think I've ever met a couple that doesn't fight.
Daphne: I mean, what is there to fight about, anyway, right?
Harper: Wow.
Albie: Did you not sleep well?
Dominic: I slept like crap.
Bert: I slept fantastic. I'm completely refreshed. No jetlag at all.
Albie: You met Portia yesterday.
Bert: Did I?
Portia: Yeah, I saw you fall by the pool.
Bert: They need to fill in that grouting. This is a five-star hotel, and that's a major hazard.
Cameron: Where's your man?
Harper: Oh, he got up super early to go running. That's what I'm dealing with.
Cameron: Christ, I hate him.
Tanya: Aw, well. Good thing it wasn't glass.
Harper: Yeah.
Tanya: I only have four hands.
Harper: I think they're going to come help you.
Tanya: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I just... do you have any oreo cookie cake?
Albie: Are you okay?
Portia: Yeah, my boss is just...
God, this is such a beautiful view. I wonder if anyone's ever jumped from here.
Tanya
Valentina: Patrizio, your place is outside. Alessandra, I can't believe you're having a coffee.
Rocco: Good morning, Valentina.
Valentina: Really, Rocco? Come on, everybody. Get to work.
