My goodness. The new Big Three.

Kate

Kevin: When I was on the plane, I was terrified I wouldn't get there in time and that Madison would be all alone. And then I heard your voice and saw you were there for her. Thank you.
Randall: Course. I'm your brother.
Kevin: I did say some pretty horrible things to you. And the truth is, on my best day, I'm a poor man's imitation of you.

Kevin: Eight hours ago I was dragging some guy out of his totaled SUV and now I'm a dad to twins.
Randall: Eight hours ago I was communing with my birth mom and now I own a farm house.
Kevin: Wow. We have a lot to catch up on.

I'm your mom. I feel like I've waited my whole life to meet you. I can't wait to watch you grow up. I gotta be honest with you. The world out there is a little nutty right now. But no matter what, I can promise you this. You will never, ever doubt your place in it.

Kate

Rebecca: Making fun of the kids together is our thing. It's our one defense against three sets of teenage hormones. So I don't understand. What's wrong?
Jack: They don't want to hang out with us. One minute they love us, the next they don't want anything to do with us.
Rebecca: They're teenagers It's normal for them to want to hang out with other teenagers over us.
Jack: I know, but we only have a few years together under the same roof. Then they're gonna grow up and move out and then what? We'll be lucky if they call us once a week to catch up on what's going on in their lives.

Before I left, you asked me how this family was going to fit into my life. This family is my life. I quit the movie. Yeah, I don't want to take jobs that'll take me away from you. And these beautiful babies that we're about to meet... that's all I need.

Kevin

I want to hit you, but I also want to kiss you.

Madison

Madison: Oh god, no. I need you to distract me.
Randall: So when I was running for city council -
Beth: Oh no, baby, tell her something interesting.

Rebecca: I'm looking forward to not hearing Kate's blow by blow of this week's 90210.
Jack: She is obsessed, isn't she?
Rebecca: I can't tell if it's just a terrible show or she's a horrible recapper. And you know what else I'm looking forward to? A whole weekend without Kevin and Randall bickering over everything.

You'd think she never helped a one-night stand birth mom with the adoptive mom as the birthing partner in the middle of a pandemic before.

Elly

Uh uh. No group texts. If I can't be in the delivery room because of freaking Covid, then I want personalized updates.

Toby

Kevin: We all have sleepover plans this weekend. Parent approved.
Jack: Cancel them. We're going on a family vacation and -
Rebecca: Jack. Let me talk to you over here. Would it be the worst thing in the world if we went away for the weekend without the little grumps?

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Uh uh. No group texts. If I can't be in the delivery room because of freaking Covid, then I want personalized updates.

Toby

Kevin: We all have sleepover plans this weekend. Parent approved.
Jack: Cancel them. We're going on a family vacation and -
Rebecca: Jack. Let me talk to you over here. Would it be the worst thing in the world if we went away for the weekend without the little grumps?