Jack: You can't lock someone in the closet because she hurts Kate's feelings.
Kevin: Why not? She's our sister.

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Randall: Kevin, you are a 41-year-old man who makes rash romantic decisions that reverberate for decades. We are going to keep driving and we are not going to send self-destructive texts.
Kevin: I understand why your kids hate you.

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Rebecca: Where do you think we will be 10 years from now?
Jack: Still at this table waiting for our food.

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Jack: Grandma? Are you sad?
Rebecca: Am I sad? You know, Grandma wants to feel useful and she's not feeling very useful right now.
Jack: Oh.
Rebecca: What about Jackie? Is Jackie sad?
Jack: Jackie sad. Mommy and Daddy are mad a lot.

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Sorry about the scene back there. Every time I walk into a room with Kate, I say to myself, 'Be light. Be fun.' And then I lose myself.

Toby

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Hey, I saw Elijah's car. You wanna meet Elijah? He's Madison's new beau. Our dynamic is weird and wildly uncomfortable.

Kevin

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Kate [singing]: Seven steps of wetness.
Toby: [singing]: And sandboxes full of tetanus.

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