Toby: I would totally marry you if that's something you're down with.
Kate: You would?
Toby: I'd marry the hell out of you, Kate Pearson.

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Hey, did you know if you squint your eyes real hard and look at this bank statement, you can kind of see some extra zeros?

Jack

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Ron: I have to say, when Olivia disappeared and Kevin decided to self finance this play opposite the girl who wrote it, I said to myself, 'Ron old boy, you've won three Tony awards, and here you are, directing a failed sitcom actor's vanity project.'
Kevin: But, there's more? There's more.
Sloane: Oh good.
Ron: But now I have to admit, you two are great together. You're honest. You're raw. I think you two can pull this off.

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William: I'm not gay NOW. I've always loved both women and men, and you know a lot of artists believe sexuality isn't fixed as it is fluid.
Randall: What's fluid:
Kevin: Oh, your bio dad. He's only half gay, as it turns out.
Randall: Hm. Dim sum. I was thinking of getting dim sum.

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• Added: January 10, 2017

Yep. Triplets. Always a headache with triplets. Just glad they're your patients, not mine.

Dr. K

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• Added: January 10, 2017