Randall: She took a bus four states away and we didn't know anything about it. What are we going to do?
Beth: Let's kill her. Dig a hole in the backyard and bury her.

The exciting news is that Frannie ate a carrot. I know about this because Madison sent me a carrot emoji, not because I was actually there to witness it.

Kevin

Jack: How did I become that dad who leaves before breakfast and doesn't come home til after dinner?
Rebecca: My dad worked a lot and I still love him.
Jack: Comparing me to your dad isn't helping.

Rebecca: I know that it didn't work out the way you wanted, but I have no doubt the universe will put the right person in your path.
Nicky: The universe, huh? First my brother, then the universe. Lame. I refuse to believe that the universe or my brother had anything to do with this, but I think he would have been happy that you two found each other.

Rebecca: You did not get the best version of me.
Miguel: What?
Rebecca: You have such an ordeal ahead of you. I'm so sorry.
Miguel: In sickness and in health. I said that at our wedding, didn't I?
Rebecca: I think so. But to be fair, most of your vows were in Spanish so I don't know.

Nicky: See you in 50 years?
Sally: I'll save the date.

Woman: So what brings you to Boston?
Deja: My boyfriend. He's studying at Harvard.
Woman: Ah, young love is wonderful. It changes you.

My first husband got the showroom model of me. Miguel got the used classic with a ton of miles.

Rebecca

You'd think we'd stop sweating the small stuff as we got older as bigger things started happening to us. But no, not the case.

Rebecca

Malik: You look incandescent.
Deja: Okay, Mr. Harvard. You sure it's not too much?
Malik: Baby. You traveled all these hours on a bus and then you dealt with me and my messy Jennifer situation. You are not too much.

Nicky: Sally doesn't know that I'm coming.
Rebecca: What?
Nicky: I never reached out. I don't know that this is my Sally Brooks. All I know from her Instagram is she likes ducks and otters. I don't know if she's married or alive.
Rebecca: It doesn't matter. We're not going to let you wuss out. We're 20 minutes away. Get in the car.
Nicky: You two idiots. You have to walk up with me. I don't think I can do this alone.

Rebecca: Don't you need to give your boss' car back?
Jack: He said have fun. Don't wreck it. So let's not wreck it.

This Is Us Quotes

Rebecca: I had to put the lingerie on on top of my clothes.
Jack: I see that.
Rebecca: It wasn't a great moment for me.

Rebecca: You promise you love your gift?
Jack: The towel? It's absolutely terrible.