Thank you for helping me come alive.

Michelle

I had that excited feeling like when you're going off to college and your life can be anything.

Brett

I'm not jealous of Larry. I don't want to be Larry. I want to be me, with you.

Alex

Cheers to Michelle, our number one guy!"

Truman

She's my favorite person on the planet, along with Alex. And there's this horse I just met.

Brett

Will you still be my friend if I get weird?

Brett

I'm just not really interesting or cool or deep. I'm not really good at anything. That's the bottom line.

Tina

I'm sensing a presence. Do you have the number for Ghostbusters?

Alex

You don't feel better, but you said so. Why are you lying?

Linda

Whatever it is that you and I are doing, it's over. I'm not doing your bidding anymore, so don't call me. Just keep doing your superficial charade in Larryland, because I don't want any part of it.

Alex

What am I suppose to do? He's so high maintenance.

Tina

You're like a ghost in chains.

Linda

Togetherness Quotes

You need to know when to fold them. You need to know when to kick them in the nuts.

Alex

Alex: Why hasn't he texted you back yet?
Tina: He's on a scarab boat. It goes so fast, it doesn't have reception.