Well fu-k me he can count past five.

Pam

Never say never when there's the Internet

Sam

Eric: You know you have feelings for me.
Sookie: Ewww.

Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.

Lafayette

Sam: She just lost her son.
Luna: She just ate her son.

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?

Jason

I might be parrot-phrasing a little.

Jason

You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.

Pam

Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.

People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.

Alcide

We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

Pam

I'm gnawing at my own arm and you're gonna drop fang on me?

Sookie

True Blood Quotes

These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.

Jason

Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes