Well fu-k me he can count past five.


Never say never when there's the Internet


Eric: You know you have feelings for me.
Sookie: Ewww.

Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.


Sam: She just lost her son.
Luna: She just ate her son.

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?


I might be parrot-phrasing a little.


You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.


Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.

People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.


We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.


I'm gnawing at my own arm and you're gonna drop fang on me?


True Blood Quotes

These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.


Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes