Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

In my heart I am still a creature of light, but when darkness falls....


Hey, Tara, see how fast I type "motherfucker." Cool, right?


Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.

When I was a kid, I used to put a squirrel head on a lizard body and invent animals.


Sookie: Jason, you look me in the eye and you tell me the truth. Did you kill Dawn?
Jason: What? No. Sookie... Look, when Maudette died I thought I might of done it, and it turned out I didn't. With Dawn, I don't even think I might have done it, so I know I didn't

Soon, there will be anarchy - and, then, there will be me.


This is Jesus. He's a Mexican. But he ain't rape me yet.

Mrs. Reynolds

Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.


How can I miss someone who I can't even believe is dead?


They took someone I love from me. I don't know about you, but I was raised to fight back.


I don't know if God is on board for this.


True Blood Quotes

I might be parrot-phrasing a little.


Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.

Eric [to Bill]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes