You know know us, we can be assholes.

Eric

I don't speak techie!

Eric

These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.

Jason

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

Pam

Say it with me! Conscious off - di*k on and everything's gonna be alright.

Andy

If there's one thing I miss more than sunshine, it is good fruit.

Franklin

"Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."

Eric [upon seeing Sookie naked]

Arleen: Sh*t I'm pregnant again.
Lafayette: Hey, you forgot your rings.
Arleen: F**k the rings.

Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.

Lafayette

Jason: A lot of Americans don't think you people deserve special rights.
Bill: They're the same rights you have.
Jason: No, I'm just saying there's a reason things are the way they are.
Bill: Yeah. It's called injustice. edit »

Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.

Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.

True Blood Quotes

Should we say grace?

Russell

Color me impressed, you guys know how to party.

Pam

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes