It's strange to miss someone you don't remember.

Eric Northman

You're acting like a century-old child!

Talbot [to Russell]

I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

Pam

When you dream of me, dream of nice things.

Eric

I haven't enjoyed sex with men since the Eisenhower administration

Sophie-Anne

Arlene: We can't have sex?
Keith: Well then let's just dance.

Sam: I got nobody.
Tara: You got me.

Sookie: You think I'm that stupid.
Eric: I think you're that human.

Jason: All I'm sayin' is Lafayette didn't have to kidnap him and I'm pretty sure he left with some V.
Amy: Hey! If you wanna make the same arrangement with Eddie as Lafayette, than have at it. This was the only thing I could think of to get you out of blowin' your first vampire.
Jason: You've done this before, haven't you?
Amy: Done what?
Jason: This! Kidnappin' vampires!
Amy: Jason, baby. You're sweet but you've gotta mellow out

Go fu-k yourself Nora.

Eric

Pam: I like her, I like you.
Amber: Is it okay if I still haven't made my mind up about you?
Pam: I really like her.

Eric: The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful.
Pam: If I meet a lady, I'll let her know.

True Blood Quotes

Should we say grace?

Russell

Color me impressed, you guys know how to party.

Pam

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes