True Blood
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Sheriff Bud Dearborne: Come by the station in the morning and I'll give you your badge back.
Andy Bellefleur: Really? I won't let you down Bud. And I am never touching another drink again.
Sheriff Bud Dearborne: This town's a hell of a mess and I'm man enough to know I can't shoulder it myself.... You might have your faults Andy but at least you got pants on
I love the smell of nail polish in the morning
Jason
Sookie [after Bill's proposal]: Then why can't I say it? My heart's flying around in my chest - I can't even think straight. My life's inside out. With all that's happened I'm not sure about anything. I don't even know if I'm human!
Bill: What?
Sookie: Maybe I am some kind of freak. I've only met one other person in the world like me and who even knows where he is? And what happens when I grow old? And weak? And you're still the same, what then?
Bill: Sookie, I don't care about any of that. I want you just as you are.
Sookie: But I'm not even sure what I am!
Bill: Are you saying no?
Sookie: No I'm saying...I don't know what I'm saying. I need a minute to clean myself up. I'm sorry
For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.
French waitress
(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.
Kidnapper
I don't know what I expect - trash is as trash does.
Tara
Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?
Kidnapper 1: That's gay.
Kidnapper 2: And playing with your titties in a car full of guys isn't?
Say it with me! Conscious off - di*k on and everything's gonna be alright.
Andy
I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam.
Sookie
Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?
Tara [tending bar]: Uh-oh do... do not snap at me. I have a name. And that name is Tara. Isn't that funny a black girl being named after a plantation. No I don't think it's funny at all. In fact it really pisses me off that my momma was either stupid or just plain mean. Which is why you better be nice if you plan on getting a drink tonight.
Customer: Sorry
