True Blood
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Sam: You can't shoot anyone else. These are our friends. This is our town.
Jason: Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That's in the Bible... or the Constitution
I haven't enjoyed sex with men since the Eisenhower administration
Sophie-Anne
All this alpha-male posturing. Why don't the two of you just fuck each other and get it over with? I could watch
Sophie-Anne [about Bill and Eric]
Surely you know that everything that exists imagined itself into existence
Sophie-Anne
We have to go get him. Eggs needs to get out now! How many times have you put yourself in danger for the man you love? How come you get that option and I don't? I finally found a strong, beautiful man who loves me, and y'all wanna keep me from rescuing him because you're afraid I might get hurt? How hurt do you think I'm gonna be if we wait and something happens to him!
Tara [to Sookie]
Andy: ...and women do just throw themselves at you. You don't even have to do anything
Jason: Actually I do. I work out like a motherfucker and I watch a lot of porn to learn stuff
Never underestimate the power of blind faith. It can manifest itself in ways that bend the laws of physics or break them entirely
Sophie-Anne
(To Eric) You may be the strongest, oldest vampire in my queendom, but if I wanted, I could own your fangs as earrings
Sophie-Anne
I heard about your maker. That blows
Sophie-Anne [to Eric]
Never say never when there's the Internet
Sam
It's like if a tree falls in the woods it's still a tree, ain't it?
Jason
Tara [tending bar]: Uh-oh do... do not snap at me. I have a name. And that name is Tara. Isn't that funny a black girl being named after a plantation. No I don't think it's funny at all. In fact it really pisses me off that my momma was either stupid or just plain mean. Which is why you better be nice if you plan on getting a drink tonight.
Customer: Sorry
