Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?

Tara: I said you could bite me.
Franklin: No.
Tara: Why not?
Franklin: Because you want me to.

If you plan in rescuing a vampire during daylight, I have seriously overestimated your intelligence.

Eric

Vampire to vampire, how much do you really love that human of yours? Why not turn her?

The King of Mississippi

I got your rug all wet.

Eric [after killing a werewolf]

Terry: You know how to use one of these?
Sookie: I ain't that blonde.

Mister Northman, would you please come in?

Sookie

I have a diploma from anger management, where I learned talking about your feelings is a manly thing to do.

Terry

You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?

Eric

A vampire is never at the mercy of his emotions. He dominates them.

Godric

You're a good guy, Stackhouse. You got a lot of heart. You're prettier than most girls.

Andy

True Blood Season 3 Quotes

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.

Kidnapper

For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.

French waitress

True Blood Season 3 Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes