Terry: You were too old for booties.
Andy: I wasn't too old for socks!

• Permalink: You were too old for booties. I wasn't too old for socks!
• Added: August 28, 2011

I don't care what happens, as long as I get to kill shit.

Jessica

• Permalink: I don't care what happens, as long as I get to kill s**t.
• Added: August 28, 2011

Fate brought us together to fight evil. Did you really think no one was gonna get hurt?

Marnie [to Antonia]

• Permalink: Fate brought us together to fight evil. Did you really think no ...
• Added: August 28, 2011

And if those people die?
Bill. It's war. It happens.

Sookie

• Permalink: And if those people die? Bill. It's war. It happens.
• Added: August 28, 2011

The other Eric is still here.

Eric

• Permalink: The other Eric is still here.
• Added: August 28, 2011

Fuckin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat.

Jess

• Permalink: F**kin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat.
• Added: August 28, 2011

I am not gonna glamour you just because you don't want to feel guilty.

Jess

• Permalink: I am not gonna glamour you just because you don't want to feel g...
• Added: August 28, 2011

Jess: We didn't do anything wrong.
Jason: You sure?

• Permalink: We didn't do anything wrong. You sure?
• Added: August 28, 2011

I might be parrot-phrasing a little.

Jason

• Permalink: I might be parrot-phrasing a little.
• Added: August 24, 2011

For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.

Sookie

• Permalink: For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.
• Added: August 24, 2011

First of all, you guys are vampires. What's with all the morality?

Sookie

• Permalink: First of all, you guys are vampires. What's with all the moralit...
• Added: August 24, 2011

I could be dreaming about anything. I could be swimming with dolphins or eating a whole pie without any consequences.

Sookie

• Permalink: I could be dreaming about anything. I could be swimming with dol...
• Added: August 24, 2011