Hoyt also said he came running out of the house with no pants on, so we need to get him pants.

Jason

I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.

Sam

Bill: We can pray.
Alcide: Werewolf and a vampire? Who's gonna listen?

There have been times, I'll admit, where it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.

Nan

He loves me so much it hurts to even think about it. But I don't love him the same. I think if I was still human I know that I would, but I don't have a human heart anymore.

Jessica

I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.

Lafayette

Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission?

Bill

Everyone who's ever been with me has ended up dead. It ain't a long list, but it's a bad one to be on.

Tara

Woman #1: Are you sure she ain't a zombie?
Woman #2: Holy crap, now they're zombies!
Pam: I am not a zombie!
Woman #1: That's exactly what a zombie would say, 'I'm not a zombie.'

I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.

Sam [to Tommy]

I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer.

Pam

It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.

Pam

True Blood Season 4 Quotes

We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.

Lafayette

I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.

Sookie