True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 4 Quotes
Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.
Eric [to Bill]
Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.
Lafayette
I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.
Pam
You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.
Jason
These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.
Jason
I ain't never gonna forgive myself if I bite your head off.
Jason
Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.
Lafayette
It's strange to miss someone you don't remember.
Eric Northman
Let me kill this uppity Wiccan Cunt....your majesty.
Pam
This is bullshit. Listen, bitch, I don't have time for this. Fix my maker.
Pam
Don't fuck this up. How many retired kings do you know?
Nan [to Bill]
Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say.
Sookie
