Ani: If we don't get anything today, I want you on working girls. Put those looks to use.
Paul: Sure.
Ani: So, I could not mention it, but you're an adult.
Paul: Alright.
Ani: Alright. That actress.
Paul: If you're asking me if I did what she said, I'm gonna get out of the fuckin' car.
Ani: Well, I was gonna ask if you thought the exposure would interfere with doing field work.

Dad: Aw, son, they kill you. They shoot you to pieces.
Ray: Where is this?
Dad: I don't know. You were here first.

Ani: What the fuck, man? I'm commanding officer of this detail. You call me if you got something.
Ray: Well, I got shot. That's somethin'. I found our murder scene. That's something else.

Ani: His insurance had these forms. Items likely stolen from his place. We can put out pawn sheets on them. What'd you guys get?
TD: Oh. The young man here, he got a dynamite anecdote.

Well, I don't know anything about that, but sometimes a good beating provokes personal growth.


Paul: Found his lawyer, too. Had to hump all over her leg for this shit. Oh, and this one fag, at the bank? He started hittin' on me. I almost clocked the guy.
TD: Yeah? Why would you do that?

The fundamental difference between the sexes is that one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.


His eyes? What the fuck kind of modus operandi is that?


Ray: You pull off that e-cig. Not a lot of people do.
Ani: This place gets a day-to-day influx of 70,000 people, right? Where do they live?
Ray: I tried one once. I felt like it was smoking me. A real cigarette wouldn't make you feel like that. Maybe it was just a little to close to suckin' robot's dick. I don't know.

Just so you know, I support feminism, mostly by having body image issues.


Burris: That clear to you, detective?
Ray: Ten four, lieutenant. Just one question. Am I supposed to solve this or not?

Man: Mr. Casper was dedicated to his community.
Ani: A community of 95 residents.

True Detective Quotes

The hubris it must take to yank a soul out of non existence, into this, meat. And to force a life into this, thresher. Yeah so my daughter, she uh, she spared me the sin of being a father.


Past a certain age, a man without a family, can be a bad thing.